10 Halloween Cocktails For All You Festive Bitches

The Halloween season is upon us! It’s time to break out the decorations, pick out a costume and of course start pouring the BOOOOze!

From creepy cocktails to shocking shots, it’s always important to take your holiday drinking to creative places (especially when you’ve got friends to impress)!

10 Halloween Cocktails For All You Festive Bitches

Whether you’re planning your next witch burning, seance or just a plan old Halloween party, these ghoulish concoctions will be the perfect addition to raise your friends and family’s spirits.

Have fun and drink responsibly you hot messes!

1. Jack-O-Lantern

Jack-O-Lantern - 10 Halloween Cocktails For All You Festive Bitches

Have you ever seen those carved pumpkins vomiting out their guts and seeds? Well with this drink you won’t have to worry about throwing up (unless you drink too much) because it’s so freaking delicious! It’s called the Jack-O-Lantern because of it’s garnish, but to be honest this seems like one of those drinks I’d have all year.

Ingredients:
– 1 ounce Hennessy Cognac
– 1 1/2 ounces orange juice
– 1/2 ounce ginger ale
– 1/2 ounce Grand Marnier orange liqueur
– Orange wheel and lime twist for garnish

Prep:
– Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker.
– Strain into a old-fashioned glass over ice.
– Float an orange wheel with a lime twist poked into the top.
[about.com]

2. Witch’s Brew

Witchs Brew - 10 Halloween Cocktails For All You Festive Bitches

Ingredients:
– 1 (6 ounce) package lime gelatin
– 2 cups boiling water
– 3 cups chilled pineapple juice
– 1 (2 liter) bottle ginger ale
– 2 cups chilled vodka

Prep:
– Pour the gelatin mix into a large bowl
– Slowly stir in the boiling water
– Stir at least 2 minutes, until the gelatin is completely dissolved
– Stir in the pineapple juice, the entire 2 liter of soda and the vodka
– Let cool to room temperature
[food.com]

3. Dracula’s Blood

Dracula's Blood - 10 Halloween Cocktails For All You Festive Bitches

For all you lazy witches making drinks out there, this is the one for you! Three ingredients and a pair of vampire teeth are all you need to get your friends Halloween wasted.

Ingredients:
– 2 fluid ounces vodka
– 3⁄4 fluid ounce peach schnapps
– 4 fluid ounces cranberry juice

Prep:
– Shake ingredients together with ice
– Pour into a tall glass
– Garnish with vampire teeth party favor
[food.com]

4. The Hypnotist

Hypnotist - 10 Halloween Cocktails For All You Festive Bitches

Ingredients:
– 2 ounces Hpnotiq liqueur
– 1 ounce super premium vodka
– Splash of lemon juice
– Mini blue glow stick for garnish

Prep:
– Pour the ingredients into a cocktail shaker filled with ice.
– Shake well.
– Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
– Garnish with a lit glow stick.
[about.com]

5. Severed Handgria

Severed Handgria: 10 Halloween Cocktails For All You Festive Bitches

Okay boys and ghouls this is one of those recipes that has like a million ingredients, but don’t freak out it’s just Sangria. You pretty much just dump everything into a bowl and you’re done. Sangria’s basically the fancy, adult version of the Jungle Juice you made in a ice cooler back in college.

Ingredients:
– 1 Latex or plastic glove filled with water
– 2 bottles Red wine
– 3 cups Sparkling water
– 3 cups Orange juice
– 3 oz Brandy
– 3 tbsp Brown sugar
– 2 Oranges, thinly sliced
– 2 Pink grapefruit, thinly sliced
– 2 Lemons, thinly sliced
– 2 Limes, thinly sliced
– 1 cup natural sour cherries in syrup

Prep:
– Wash off any powder or residue off latex/plastic glove
– Fill clean glove with water and place in freezer
– Mix all ingredients into a large punch bowl
– Remove glove and place ice hand in bowl
[cookingchanneltv.com]

6. Pumpkin Spice Martini

Pumpkin Spice Martini - 10 Halloween Cocktails For All You Festive Bitches

Ingredients:
– 1 ounce of vanilla vodka
– 1 ounce of Irish cream liqueur
– 1 ounce of pumpkin flavored liqueur
– 1 cup of ice cubes
– 1 pinch of ground cinnamon
– 1 pinch of ground nutmeg

Prep:
– Pour the ingredients into a cocktail shaker filled with ice
– Strain into a martini glass
– Garnish with ground cinnamon and nutmeg
[allrecipes.com]

7. Black Magic

Black Magic - 10 Halloween Cocktails For All You Festive Bitches

Ingredients:
– 1 oz Coconut flavored Rum
– 1/2 oz chambord
– 1 teaspoon blue Curacau
– 2 oz Blueberry flavored IZZE soda

Prep:
– Pour and shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice
– Strain into a martini glass
[celebrationsathomeblog.com]

8.Pina Ghoulada

Pina Ghoulada - 10 Halloween Cocktails For All You Festive Bitches

Ingredients:
For Blood:
– 3 tablespoons of corn syrup
– Red food coloring
For Drink:
– 20 ounces pineapple juice
– 1 (15 ounce) can cream of coconut
– 1⁄2 cup of heavy cream
– 1 cup of orange juice
– 10 ounces of rum
– Ice cubes

Prep:
– Mix corn syrup with red food coloring to make “blood”
– Coat rim of martini glass with “blood” and let it drip
– Mix ingredients into a bowl
– Blend in… well duh a blender
– Pour into martini glasses and serve
[marthastewart.com]

9. Candy Corntini

Candy Corntini - 10 Halloween Cocktails For All You Festive Bitches

Ingredients:
– 1 ounce of Tequila
– 1/2 ounce of Butterscotch Schnapps
– 1/2 ounce of Crème de Cacao
– 2 ounces of fresh orange juice
– 1 teaspoon of dark cocoa powder
– 4 pieces of candy corn

Prep:
– Rim a martini glass with orange juice then cocoa powder
– Pour and shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker
– Strain into a martini glass
– Garnish with a toothpick of candy corn pieces
[usmagazine.com]

10. The Zombie

Zombie - 10 Halloween Cocktails For All You Festive Bitches

Okay so the only thing about this cocktail that’s Halloween related is it’s name, but who cares. Not only is the Zombie an old classic, it’s also the perfect drink if you’re looking to get scary wasted without resorting to chugging the bottle. Too many of these and you’ll be the walking dead.

Ingredients:
– 1 oz. apricot brandy
– 1 oz. light rum
– 1 oz. dark or Jamaican rum
– 1 oz. lime juice
– 2 dashes grenadine
– Orange juice
– 1 oz. Bacardi 151 rum

Prep:
– Mix light and dark rum and brandy in a cocktail shaker
– Add lime juice and grenadine
– Shake well and strain into a highball glass with ice
– Fill glass with orange juice, but leave enough room to float the Bacardi 151 rum on top
– Garnish with a cherry and an orange slice
[hgtv.com]

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