Here’s this week’s JUICIEST Blind Items from around the web! Let’s guess who these mystery celebs might be, shall we?
Blind Item: This former B list television actor from a long running network hit that is finally on its last legs gave away most of his money to a church and is essentially homeless. Millions gone. (CDAN)
My Guess: Hmmm, this one’s kind of a tough one. I’m going to say Two and A Half Men star Angus T. Jones. He went on that religious rant a while back and basically called his show trash. I can definitely see him giving up everything, including his millions, for the “church.”
Blind Item: In the never-ending quest for ratings and attention, this TV maven is trying to get the cast on this show excited about a new story line: Three of the women on the show… all pregnant… at the same time!
No, it does not matter what the fathers of those potential babies think. What matters is the attention these three women would get! Just think of the photo ops! The daily gossip updates! The reality show ratings! The endorsements! One has agreed, but they still needs two more to join her. It doesn’t matter which two. If they can reproduce, they are eligible to be part of this story line. (Blind Gossip)
My Guess: Um Hello!? Can you say Kris Jenner?
Rob Kourtney is already preggo and now the Momager just needs to impregnate Khloe and Kim. What, did you think it was just a coincidence that Kris was spotted buying turkey basters yesterday in LA? Okay that’s not true, but seriously this item is so obvious, Helen Keller could answer it!
Blind Item: Fans of this band are freaking out about a big upcoming announcement. Is one of the members getting married? Are they going to be making a movie? Is one of them announcing that he is gay? Is one leaving the band? Are they breaking up?
No. No. No. No. No! All the hype is a big smelly puddle of nothing. They are just going to be shilling a new perfume.
Want to get upset about something? Get upset over the fact that your favorite band is slacking off and treating work like it’s a big joke, that the quality of their performance is suffering as a result, and that one of their competitors is getting more attention than they are from the serious music publications. Yes, people within the music industry notice these things. Your boys need to step up their game or the only thing they are going to be singing is their swan song next year. (Blind Gossip)
My Guess: Don’t kill me Directioners, but you know this is totally up your alley. I’m going with One Direction and the competing band is probably the up-and-coming 5 Seconds To Summer. We haven’t heard much from the band besides their new perfume, which I assume they use to cover up the smell of weed floating around Zayn and Louis, so they seem like the prime suspects. Get it together guys!
Blind Item: Which celebrity couple recently attended a fellow celebrity wedding and took lots of pictures on their iPhones? When a certain female star checked her husband’s phone, she found pictures of the bride, pictures of the groom, pictures of the cake, and over 121 pictures of young guys’ bottoms.
The pair have been married for over 10 years and have children together. They are thought to be one of the most solid couples in New York. They also spend a lot of time in The Hamptons. She has a lot of gay friends, but she never thought for one minute that her hubby was as interested in guys bottoms as she is. (Blind Gossip)
My Guess: Okay, so my first thought was Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos, BUT a commenter over at Blind Gossip has cracked the code and changed my mind! The mystery couple is actually… Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick! While the clues seem to point towards both couples equally, a commenter noted that there were 121 butt pictures… do you really think the wife would count each and every picture? It’s most likely a subtle clue alluding to the fact that SJP sells her fashion line at Studio 121 at Nordstrom! Google “Sarah Jessica Parker 121″… it all makes sense. I wonder, what’s to come of New York’s strongest couple?