Apparently, I’m not the only one who thinks Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston‘s relationship is a total joke… Calvin Harris knows exactly what I’m talking about.
Harris reportedly thinks it’s “f*cking laughable” that Swift has already met Hiddleston’s mom after only dating for a couple weeks, considering she never once met his during their 15-month relationship!
People close to Calvin say he had asked Satan Swift multiple times to meet his parents, who live in the U.K., but she always turned him down saying it was too far away.
Uh… because you haven’t toured all over the world or have access to a private jet or anything, right Taylor?
Anyways, sources say Calvin is “bewildered and astonished” that Taylor has been so quick to meet Tom’s mom… who lives in the goddamn U.K.!
Like some, Calvin thinks this whole relationship is just another calculated move on his ex’s part to advance her career and persona.
Insiders say he thinks Taylor’s just cozing up to Tom in order to snatch a Bond girl role in the next 007 film in which Hiddleston is rumored to become the next James Bond.
Even though this all sounds like the rantings of a bitter ex, and we all know Calvin Harris is a bitter bitch, sources say he knows he dodged a bullet and that he is happy to move on.
What do you guys think? Is Taylor’s new relationship just another career move?
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