What would Hef say!? Playboy honcho Hugh Hefner‘s son Marston Hefner was BUSTED for DUI in Orange County, California!
The 26-year-old was pulled over for driving like a dumb ass and hitting a bunch of construction sand barrels, which is weird because that’s SUCH a sober person thing to do.
“During my conversation with Mr. Hefner, I could smell the fair and distinct odor of an alcoholic beverage coming from within the interior of the vehicle and noticed his eyes were glassy,” wrote Costa Mesa officer W. Deutsch in his March 17th report.
Side Note: How did we all not know about this for almost 2 months? I guess what happens in the OC stays in the OC… for a while anyway.
The officer continued, “While speaking with Mr. Hefner, I observed his speech to be slurred and asked him if he had consumed an alcoholic beverages prior to driving.”
According to the report, Hefner failed several field sobriety tests and blew a blood alcohol level of .089.
Wait, he only blew a .089? You know Lindsay could double that and fly a 747!
Anyhoo, this isn’t Marston’s first run in with the law. You might remember the time he was arrested for misdemeanor domestic violence after he kicked and punched his girlfriend and 2011’s Playmate of the Year, Claire Sinclair!
Overall, I think it’s safe to say he’s a pretty shitty person.